Showing posts with label James Libertarian Burns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label James Libertarian Burns. Show all posts

Thursday, August 14, 2014

IPR owner Warren Redlich may run for President of the United States in 2024

I just received word from the man himself; Independent Political Report owner Warren Redlich is thinking about running for President of the United States in 2024.

The Functional Redlich was town councilman for Guilderland, NY in the past.  In 2010 he ran for NY governor as Libertarian and won over 1%.  He now lives in Florida.

I relayed to him that I had recently been visited in a dream by the late Jim “Libertarian” Burns who revealed to me that Redlich would be the most functional choice for 2016.  Redlich denied this but revealed that 2024 would be more likely.

Redlich would be the first Jewish president.

The Functional Fillmore Frugal movement endorses Redlich as the running mate for Rand Paul in the 2024 election after President Newt Gingrich serves his two terms.

Monday, August 11, 2014

An Ode to James Libertarian Burns

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Jekyll held the party Saturday
Area 51 and the Vegas hajj
Misdemeanors were worn like a badge
Evening and nights every day
So I dreamt the familiar dream
Like he's creeping in my head
It comes to me in bed
Burnt in my conscience like steam
Every morning I put it together
Read it over again and again
The detail makes my mind spin
A single hair in every feather
Revolution comes calling
I know I am worthy
As he announces with greater fury
"Nathan will stop us from falling"
Bring yourselves to me
Unless you know a better way
Remember me as the one to show you today
Never forget to let it be
So that all mankind may be free